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The Shiba Bull: Born Gasping, Dead on Arrival

Here we observe a creature that never truly drew breath—launched mere hours ago into a hostile ecosystem with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. The concentration of wealth among its fourteen holders reads less like a token and more like a coordinated pump scheme's fever dream, where ninety-eight point six percent of supply rests in the trembling hands of those who got there first. One might marvel at the 138% volatility, though calling it volatility suggests the price ever had a meaningful destination.