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POMPFUN: A Study in Mutual Assured Destruction

Here we observe the carcass of POMPFUN, a token that achieved what few projects manage—complete evaporation of liquidity whilst somehow maintaining seven devoted holders. Like a nature documentary where every predator wins simultaneously, we witness the perfect specimen of financial Darwinism: top holders owning 100% of the supply, a volume of $1,127 suggesting transactions measured in existential regret, and a 20.1% price swing that matters to precisely no one with actual capital.