CAUSE OF DEATH
Fishtank Season Five: A One-Hour Tragedy
In the murky depths of the blockchain, we observe a most curious specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, already gasping for air. The creature experienced a violent 120% convulsion before entering its death throes, its liquidity vanishing like a startled fish into the abyss. One can only marvel at how something so spectacularly short-lived managed to redistribute 87% of its wealth to merely ten predatory investors.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation, extreme concentration, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It swam upstream for an hour, then discovered it was swimming in an empty tank."