CAUSE OF DEATH
Baby Chicken's Hour-Long Existence Ends in Catastrophe
And here, we observe the Baby Chicken in its natural habitat—a one-hour-old token wherein 95% of the population is concentrated in merely ten individuals. Like a chick emerging from its shell only to find itself in a blender, our specimen experienced a rather expedited evolutionary cycle, trading nearly $400,000 in volume before plummeting 95.7% into the void. Authorities revoked, liquidity evaporating, and holders fleeing like foxes from a henhouse—nature, as always, is brutally efficient.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, panic exit velocity
EPITAPH
"Here lies Baby Chicken: barely hatched, immediately plucked, thoroughly roasted."