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Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib

In its first hour of existence, the +EV token achieved what most projects struggle years to accomplish: complete and utter irrelevance. With ninety-five percent of its circulating supply locked in the hands of ten holders and liquidity mysteriously vanishing like a ghost at dawn, this creature never stood a chance—it was less a token and more a sophisticated exit strategy masquerading as financial innovation.