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Neetzchean Collapses Within Hours of Birth

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen so catastrophically stillborn that it makes one wonder if the creators merely confused a token launch with a coordinated exit strategy. With 96.2% of supply concentrated in the top 10 holders and zero liquidity to speak of, this creature never drew its first breath before the vultures began their feast. A mere 19 holders witnessed what can only be described as financial natural selection operating at maximum velocity.