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Jokecoin: Born Stillborn, Died Immediately

Here we observe Jokecoin in its natural state: a financial organism that achieved sentience for precisely zero hours before expiring. The creature's $107K volume represents the final convulsions of retail traders discovering, quite literally, that they had purchased a joke—and the punchline was their own liquidation. With 99.8% of supply concentrated in the top ten holders and zero liquidity to facilitate escape, this token existed in a state of quantum suffering, simultaneously alive and dead from inception.