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The Face Mask Token: A One-Hour Mortality Study

Here we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it could properly live—a one-hour-old token whose creators wisely revoked all authority, perhaps sensing the inevitable collapse like a captain abandoning ship before the maiden voyage. With 77% of its circulating supply concentrated in merely ten wallets and zero liquidity to speak of, this digital artifact experienced a catastrophic 73% price hemorrhage in a single day, suggesting investors discovered the emperor wore no clothes... or rather, no fundamentals.