CAUSE OF DEATH
Rudy's Legal Defense Collapses Spectacularly
Here we observe the tragic remains of RIP RUDY GIULIANI, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying whilst technically still breathing. With mere $1,942.64 in daily volume and 29 holders clinging to digital ash, this specimen demonstrates nature's brutal efficiency in eliminating the unfit from the ecosystem.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and existential irrelevance
EPITAPH
"Four Seasons Total Liquidation—even the parking lot between the dildo shop and crematorium would've been a more stable investment."