Apes to Heaven: A One-Hour Obituary

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, already gasping its final breath. The creature achieved a remarkable 167% surge, yet possessed no liquidity whatsoever, a contradiction as fatal as a flamingo without water. Alas, even the revocation of its authorities could not save it from the apex predator: mathematics itself.