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ProjectALON: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—ProjectALON emerged into existence mere hours ago, only to discover that concentration of wealth among two holders created a gravitational singularity from which no liquidity could escape. Like a mayfly that never quite learned to fly, this token spent its brief existence plummeting 47% while its creators watched from their ivory tower, utterly unmoved.