CAUSE OF DEATH
Ten Whales, One Graveyard, Zero Survivors
Here we observe the tragic remains of Vitulik Buturen, a token that achieved the remarkable distinction of concentrating 100% of its wealth among precisely ten holders—a mathematical monument to decentralization's cruelest irony. With liquidity evaporated like morning dew and volume barely sustaining a modest lunch in Midtown Manhattan, this 104-day specimen expired not with a bang, but with the faintest of whimpers, its authorities revoked in what can only be described as a preemptive surrender.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Absolute concentration, zero liquidity, social death
EPITAPH
"It had all the hallmarks of decentralization—except the part where anyone else could actually participate."