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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

Here we observe the Cow Management Exchange, a creature that achieved a remarkable 628% price surge in its first hours of existence—a phenomenon typically reserved for either lottery winners or financial predators. Born into a liquidity-free wasteland with zero trading infrastructure, this token represents nature's cruellest joke: spectacular growth followed by instantaneous irrelevance, much like a mayfly that somehow learned to day-trade.