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Nietzschean Goat: Born Stillborn, Died Immediately

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the genus *Pump-and-Dumpicus*—born mere hours ago, yet already displaying all the vitality of a tax write-off. The creature possessed but a single holder, a veritable apex predator in a ecosystem of one, commanding one hundred percent of the food chain with the ruthlessness of a lion feasting upon itself. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum far less than it abhors a liquidity pool worth precisely nothing dollars.