CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkably swift demise of fucku—a creature that never truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this token achieved the rare distinction of dying before it could properly live. The three holders discovered themselves locked in an inescapable embrace with 100% of the supply, watching their investment evaporate like morning dew under the Solana sun.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity drain and concentration collapse
EPITAPH
"Here lies fucku: it came, it saw, it got rekt in six hours."
