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CAUSE OF DEATH

Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Minutes

Here we observe the Dont even joke lad token in its natural habitat: the ICU. Born mere hours ago with the vitality of a premature cryptocurrency, it achieved a miraculous 370% price surge—nature's way of ensuring maximum participation in its imminent collapse. The creature's liquidity has evaporated entirely, leaving only 68 holders and a top-ten cabal clutching 62% of its worthless estate.

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