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OopsCoin: A Six-Hour Extinction Event

In the primordial soup of the Solana blockchain, OopsCoin emerged, thrashed wildly for precisely six hours, and expired with the dignity of a mayfly in a hurricane. Twenty-six holders watched in bemused horror as ninety percent of the token's worth concentrated itself among the apex predators at the top—a textbook example of wealth inequality achieved at supersonic speed. With zero liquidity and a 110% price swing, this creature never stood a chance; it was dead before it was truly alive.