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Isaac's One-Hour Descent Into Absolute Oblivion

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Isaac token in its natural habitat—a corpse still warm. Born merely sixty minutes prior, this ambitious specimen achieved something truly remarkable: it managed to lose all liquidity, concentrate ownership among a mere seven holders, and shed twelve percent of its non-existent value, all before most investors finished their morning coffee.