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Dogwifhat Dies Before Morning Coffee

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable specimen of dogwifhat—a creature that achieved a 134% price surge in merely sixty minutes before collapsing into the dust from whence it came. With zero liquidity and 72% of its population controlled by a mere ten predators, this was less a token launch and more a coordinated apex hunt. The mint authority lies revoked, the freeze authority extinguished, yet somehow neither salvation proved sufficient against the brutal mathematics of inevitable rug pulls.