WAGIE/8cXU..pump
CRITICAL
WAGIE

WAGIE8cXUS7ZN2JdGeeXjB7c44astq5MEfoTs8eESX3Mapump

$WAGIE8cXU..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Instant launch followed by immediate abandonment

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
55/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$33.4K
+312.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$6.9K
Holders
215
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$33.37B
Price USD
$3.34e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

WAGIE: Born Yesterday, Dead on Arrival

Here we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the pallor of death. Despite its frantic 312% convulsion, this creature drew its final breath in a pool of liquidity so shallow even a microbe would find it parched. The top holders, having feasted greedily on 55% of the carcass, have now abandoned their kill.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$6.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Skewed
Top 5 hold 44.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant launch followed by immediate abandonment
Patient Note

It had all the hallmarks of success—a revoked mint, a revoked freeze—yet somehow still managed to become a cautionary tale in mere minutes.

Holders

§ 04 · 215 wallets
Top 1
27.0%
Top 5
44.2%
Top 10
55.3%
01GgUk...zdrK27.01%
0286UE...dDAc7.71%
033M9Q...Uhr8AUTOPSY3.49%044qYu...S9ijAUTOPSY3.01%
053MZv...MgKN2.97%
063jDY...hCUS2.96%
07FqGh...gvwZ2.13%
086C1a...gpr82.05%
097z61...reeX2.01%
103o3U...89GJ1.96%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
19.62 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
19.62 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 1 holder · scanned 40m ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 1 known