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Case file · ante-mortem observation

STABLE.

Acute onset of post-launch gravity syndrome

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A

Grade Score

80/100

Grade A · STABLE

Mkt Cap

$26.1K

-23.9% · 24h

Liquidity

$12.4K

Volume 24h

$135.8K

Holders

368

FDV

$26.13B

Price USD

$2.61e-5

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

8LED..RNVy ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Cryptosexual: A One-Hour Passion Play

In the primordial swamps of Solana, a magnificent creature emerged, fully formed and gleaming with promise. Within a single hour, it experienced what most tokens dream of in a lifetime: explosive volume, revoked authorities, and a catastrophic 23.9% decline. Nature, it seems, has a cruel sense of comedic timing.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Draining

$12.4K pool depth.

Activity

Active

$135.8K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 32.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Acute onset of post-launch gravity syndrome

Patient Note

It was born at dawn, famous by noon, forgotten by dinner—a true cryptocurrency romance.

Holders

§ 04 · 368 wallets

Top 1

23.0%

Top 5

32.7%

Top 10

40.1%

018LED...RNVy22.95%

028UCx...zRwe3.14%

03CANx...o8iJAUTOPSY2.54%

04CkDb...BiYn2.02%

056cLy...UQLp2.00%

06BWHP...Nm1j1.65%

07H5Ap...8vSi1.63%

08CwUH...hJqSAUTOPSY1.43%

099iaa...dUqY1.37%

10Ekdb...TJkU1.35%