HAALAND SONG/8cWN..vV7k
FLATLINED
Haaland Song

Haaland Song8cWN54mkASHWWzb5MLiRMReZeXfRGkuNzfPeTSYVvV7k

8cWN..vV7k
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull, zero liquidity collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
-16.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$926.90
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.32B
Price USD
$2.32e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Haaland Song: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the savage ecosystem of Solana, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before it truly lived. With a single holder commanding absolute ownership and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew in the Serengeti, this token's brief existence became a masterclass in financial futility.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$926.90 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull, zero liquidity collapse
Patient Note

It scored no goals and owned no fans—even as a meme, Haaland Song fumbled the finish.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01F36b...nVGK100.00%