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The Patriotic Dog's Sudden Cardiac Arrest

In the waning hours of its brief existence, The Patriotic Dog succumbed to a peculiar condition known in the wild as 'aggressive wealth concentration'—a malady where ninety-nine point nine percent of the specimen's tissue mass resided in merely ten organisms. With zero liquidity to sustain even the smallest transaction, our subject expired not with a whimper, but with a 47% daily hemorrhage that no amount of patriotic fervor could staunch.