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RIPMITCH: Born Volatile, Died Illiquid

In the brief span of sixty minutes, RIPMITCH experienced what most tokens might aspire to—a 409% surge—before discovering the cruel truth: astronomical gains mean nothing when there's nowhere to exit. Like a beautiful butterfly with no flowers, it thrashed wildly in the void of zero liquidity, its frenzied 78 holders learning too late that a revoked mint is merely window dressing on a mausoleum.