SCHMUSERKADSER/8bPR..pump
TERMINAL
Schmuserkadser

Schmuserkadser8bPRjpvtJwk6Lzu4kRDeWfNPTXxQM8o4hueqrHrhpump

$KADSER8bPR..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Concentrated ownership and nonexistent liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$7.9K
+209.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$39.2K
Holders
102
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$3.29B
Price USD
$3.29e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Gasps Once, Expires Immediately

Born mere hours ago, Schmuserkadser experienced the fleeting euphoria of a 209% pump—a financial fever dream that preceded its inevitable collapse. Like a mayfly witnessing the sunset on its first day, this token achieved the remarkable feat of generating $39,155 in volume while possessing absolutely no liquidity whatsoever, a mathematical impossibility that would make even the most seasoned exit scammer blush.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$39.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 79.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership and nonexistent liquidity
Patient Note

It lived fast and died young, proving that in crypto, overnight success is just another word for overnight exit liquidity.

Holders

§ 04 · 102 wallets
Top 1
70.0%
Top 5
79.0%
Top 10
83.7%
017qcq...aCrp69.99%
024iQ8...92tE2.69%
03CGXA...Pa5K2.33%
04Axbv...aWcB2.14%
05FkUU...t4DJ1.86%
06GXC3...jykG1.07%
073fFv...nJ7i1.06%
08GNUd...i4Nj0.89%
093Yt2...FjrM0.86%
10CWpv...MT3W0.81%