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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely an hour ago, already decomposing at an alarming rate. The predators have feasted; those in the top ten have consumed over sixty percent of the carcass, leaving only $7,000 of liquidity for the remaining 232 hopeful scavengers. Nature, it seems, abhors a poorly-named token even more than it abhors a vacuum.