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Deadbeat Dads: Born Broke, Died Faster

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that survived merely sixty minutes in the wild—a remarkable achievement in brevity. The specimen exhibits classic symptoms of the pump-and-dump predator: explosive volatility masking the absence of liquidity, a concentration of wealth so severe it makes oligarchies blush, and a total liquidity of precisely zero dollars. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum almost as much as it abhors a rug pull.