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ALBULLNO: A Whale's Lonely Feast

Here we observe the cadaver of ALBULLNO, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 99.9% of its wealth among merely ten holders—a distribution strategy so aggressive it makes oligarchies look egalitarian. In its brief 174-hour existence, this creature managed to generate a mere $0.02 in daily volume, suggesting that even its creators had abandoned it before the authorities could be properly revoked. The mint authority's revocation was, alas, merely ceremonial—like closing the barn door after the entire livestock has already decomposed inside.