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Hantavirus Plankton: Dead on Arrival, Hour One

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly lived—born into a world of sixteen confused souls, ninety-nine point eight percent of whom were clearly its parents. Like a mayfly with an existential crisis, Hantavirus Plankton achieved liquidity of zero dollars before its first birthday could be celebrated, suggesting the market rendered its verdict with remarkable efficiency.