CAUSE OF DEATH
BASEDD House: A Concentration Camp Tragedy
Here we observe the peculiar specimen of BASEDD House, a token that survived its infancy only to discover that 81% of its population resides in the penthouses of ten wealthy oligarchs. The remaining 2,150 holders, like pilgrims at a shrine, desperately trade $3,699 daily in hopes their modest bags might one day matter. One observes that though the mint authority was revoked—a gesture toward decentralization—the true authority never left: mathematics.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme wealth concentration and liquidity starvation
EPITAPH
"They revoked the mint but forgot to revoke destiny: a 28% pump on hopes and prayers cannot outrun the whale shaped like a door."
