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Gary the Groundhog Sees Only Shadow, No Spring

Here we observe the cadaver of Gary—a token that emerged merely 29 days ago with the structural integrity of wet tissue paper. Despite the creators' noble gesture of revoking authorities, the beast was stillborn; ninety-seven percent of its mass concentrated in ten holders, rendering it less a distributed currency and more a elaborate pyramid scheme with whiskers. As the markets coldly turned away, Gary's $3,140 in liquidity proved insufficient to even feed the groundhog.