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Zestycoin: A One-Hour Tragedy in Three Acts

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable zestycoin—a creature that lived precisely as long as a mayfly, yet somehow managed to concentrate 76.9% of its genetic material in merely ten specimens. With zero liquidity and a 96% price volatility in a single day, this token executed what we might call the financial equivalent of a lemming migration, except the lemmings had already left and forgot to tell anyone.