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Spinux: Born Stillborn, Died Immediately After

Here we observe Spinux, a token so spectacularly DOA that it makes stillbirths look like thriving ecosystems. In merely zero hours of existence, this creature accumulated the biological diversity of a petri dish—three holders, each watching their investment evaporate like morning dew under an unforgiving sun. The authorities may have been revoked, but so was any semblance of legitimacy.