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Noah's Ark Sinks in Five Hours Flat

And here we observe the Noah Doe token, a creature so young it never learned to swim. With a catastrophic 90.7% price collapse, zero liquidity, and concentration so extreme that ten holders control the very essence of its existence, this token has achieved what few manage in five hours: complete and utter irrelevance. Nature, it seems, abhors a pump-and-dump even more than a vacuum.