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CAUSE OF DEATH

Comrade the Chimp: Born Dead, Stayed Dead

In the unforgiving savanna of blockchain finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—a token that achieved the impossible: negative survival instincts. Born merely hours ago with the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, Comrade managed to shed 86% of its value before most investors finished their morning coffee. The concentration of wealth among the top holders formed a gravitational singularity from which no retail investor could escape.

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