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Fart Shifter: A Two-Hour Tragedy

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe Fart Shifter in its natural state: gaseous, ephemeral, and utterly devoid of liquidity. Born merely two hours ago, this peculiar specimen has already begun its descent into the great blockchain beyond, its 54 holders clinging to their bags like passengers on a sinking ship piloted by ten whales. One might say it never stood a chance—a premature ejection from the meme economy.