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Cute Little Cow: A Bovine Catastrophe

In what can only be described as a masterclass in financial brevity, the Cute Little Cow entered this world at dawn and departed by lunchtime, shedding 72% of its value with the grace of a newborn giraffe on roller skates. Born into a hostile ecosystem with three holders—each presumably asking themselves what they'd done to deserve this—the token discovered that revoked authorities and zero liquidity make for an exceptionally poor combination. By nightfall, the market had rendered its verdict: this particular bovine was not, in fact, cute enough to survive.