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BULL MODE: Born Deceased, Stayed That Way

Here we observe a most curious specimen—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived, much like a mayfly with commitment issues. In its zero hours of existence, BULL MODE accumulated seven devoted holders who collectively owned everything, a concentration of wealth that would make a feudal lord blush. The $2,272.98 in daily volume suggests someone briefly mistook this for an investment rather than what it clearly was: a very expensive practical joke.