JOYSMINE/8Ted..pump
TERMINAL
Joysmine

Joysmine8Ted8tM411qEz2vE9ZMhDupLRpPTFCRH7wRPfwpGpump

8Ted..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Structural impossibility, concentration, and the passage of time

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.8K
+30.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$4.1K
Holders
21
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.76B
Price USD
$2.76e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Joysmine: Born Gasping, Died Wheezing

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—Joysmine—which achieved the extraordinary feat of becoming moribund before most investors finished their morning coffee. With a liquidity pool of precisely zero dollars and ninety-eight percent of its meager existence concentrated in the pockets of a mere ten holders, this token represents nature's cruel efficiency: a predator that consumed itself before the prey could even notice it was hungry.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$4.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 95.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Structural impossibility, concentration, and the passage of time
Patient Note

It had all the hallmarks of a successful token: zero liquidity, maximum centralization, and the lifespan of a mayfly on a stimulant. Truly, the market giveth and the market taketh away in microseconds.

Holders

§ 04 · 21 wallets
Top 1
86.1%
Top 5
95.0%
Top 10
98.4%
01D9Vz...k4BH86.12%
02Fu5a...EVgd2.71%
03Acje...cys5AUTOPSY2.50%
04H8Ft...WKGW2.34%
05C8Qq...21ee1.32%
06DqnQ...cTUn1.22%
07DjZX...cqFYAUTOPSY0.63%
087ZAi...bEhB0.54%
096nF7...BDXwAUTOPSY0.51%
10CqwD...rrD60.49%