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Newborn Token Found Exsanguinated in Crib

In the Serengeti of decentralized finance, a peculiar specimen emerged mere hours ago, its vital signs flashing an alarming 474% fever before the inevitable crash. Like a mayfly blessed with sentience, it experienced an entire lifecycle—birth, euphoria, and institutional abandonment—all before most humans finished their morning coffee. The predators, it seems, had already departed with their spoils.