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NOOB Token: A Cautionary Tale of Concentration

Here we observe the tragic specimen of NOOB, a token whose tragic flaw was not technical failure, but rather the gravitational pull of its own whales. With 98.1% of holdings concentrated in merely ten accounts, this creature became less a decentralized asset and more a elaborate game of musical chairs—and the music, I'm afraid, has stopped.