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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Ninety-Percent Collapse

In what can only be described as a financial infanticide, Solana Bulls arrived stillborn into the blockchain ecosystem, gasping for mere hours before suffering a catastrophic 90.8% hemorrhage. The creature never had a chance—concentration in the top ten holders at 90.6% meant this token was less a democratic asset and more a coordinated exit strategy dressed in bull's clothing. Here lies proof that revoking authorities cannot revoke the fundamental laws of predatory tokenomics.