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Zero Effort Coin: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before it truly lived—a newborn with all the vitality of a frozen fish stick. With three holders clutching 100% of the supply and $609 in daily volume, this token's brief existence resembled a mayfly that forgot to open its eyes. The irony, of course, is that its name proved prophetic.