TUM CUCKNALD/8SEX..pump
CRITICAL
tum cucknald

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8SEX..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Instantaneous illiquidity combined with top-heavy distribution

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
50/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$14.1K
+423.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$20.2K
Holders
89
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$2.26B
Price USD
$2.26e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Expires Before Breakfast

Here we observe the tum cucknald, a creature born mere hours ago into a harsh ecosystem, already exhibiting the telltale signs of financial necrosis. With zero liquidity and a suspiciously concentrated holder base, this token experienced a violent 423% price convulsion—the final throes of a doomed organism. Authorities revoked, volume meager, and the poor beast never stood a chance.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$20.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Skewed
Top 5 hold 40.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous illiquidity combined with top-heavy distribution
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours and died of everything at once—a true overachiever in the art of failure.

Holders

§ 04 · 89 wallets
Top 1
30.9%
Top 5
40.6%
Top 10
50.3%
01F1DC...sAct30.92%
02J5vJ...qJNw2.68%
038Mhu...7eFs2.50%
042Bzc...VMiv2.43%
05Fu9A...xa552.10%
065ydc...CMK82.05%
077j1K...zdiJ2.03%
08J7XE...f1DZ1.92%
09Bmz6...mVrk1.85%
10Dgqe...eJjL1.84%