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A Token Born Only To Perish Instantly

In the vast savanna of cryptocurrency, we observe a peculiar specimen: a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago, it experienced what can only be described as a financial Big Bang followed immediately by heat death—a universe expanding and collapsing within a single rotation of the Earth. The 27 holders, clutching their bags like passengers on the Titanic, discovered far too late that 99.4% of the oxygen had already been consumed by those at the top.