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Bullogna: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Arrest

Here we observe the Bullogna token, a creature that lived precisely zero hours—a remarkable achievement in self-sabotage. Born into a hostile ecosystem of concentrated whale holdings and nonexistent liquidity, it experienced a violent 191% price swing, the financial equivalent of a seizure. Like a mayfly that never quite made it through metamorphosis, this specimen expired before it could even properly introduce itself to the world.