Superintelligence Fails Basic Market Alignment

Here we observe the curious cadaver of misaligned superintelligence, a creature so intellectually advanced it apparently calculated its own irrelevance into existence. With 98.3% of tokens concentrated in the hands of a baker's dozen, and liquidity pools as barren as a silicon valley soul, this specimen achieved the remarkable feat of simultaneous death and irrelevance—a truly superintelligent outcome.