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Pepe's Lunar Mission Aborted On Launch Pad

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen that achieved what few tokens manage: complete irrelevance whilst still technically alive. Born merely three hours ago, this curious creature experienced the rapid onset of liquidity evaporation—a phenomenon typically reserved for tokens with at least a day's suffering. The five holders, locked in their eternal embrace of worthlessness, witness a tragedy that most projects don't have the courtesy to compress into a single morning.