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Agricultural Dreams Wilt in One Hour

In the primordial soup of Solana's memecoin ecosystem, Make Farmers Great Again emerged, lived, and achieved the metabolic rate of a hummingbird on espresso—873% in a single hour. Like a mayfly that somehow convinced itself it was a redwood, MFGA burned through $597,000 in volume before the market's cruel indifference set in. One hour old, already fossil fuel.