BALLSACKDORKL/8Peu..pump
FLATLINED
ballsackdorkl

ballsackdorkl8Peu8men9NkQZWo1jgb7ob7LSeaRJK7Rc24mCEx2pump

$BALLSACKDORKL8Peu..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic founder concentration and terminal illiquidity

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.8K
Liquidity
$3.1K
Volume 24h
$7.53
Holders
38
Price CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.60B
Price USD
$1.60e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Premature Exit From the Gene Pool

Here we observe the tragic remains of ballsackdorkl, a specimen so poorly distributed that its top holders possessed 99.7% of its genetic material—a concentration so severe it made centralization look like democracy. With a mere $7.53 in daily volume and liquidity barely sufficient to purchase a mid-tier sandwich, this creature simply forgot to evolve beyond its unfortunate nomenclature. In nature, we call this natural selection.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.1K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$7.53 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 98.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic founder concentration and terminal illiquidity
Patient Note

It wasn't the name that killed it—it was the complete absence of any reason to live.

Holders

§ 04 · 38 wallets
Top 1
89.5%
Top 5
98.7%
Top 10
99.7%
012EAf...8csF89.45%
02VJSD...Usy1AUTOPSY3.55%03t8aC...DLdtAUTOPSY2.69%046f1z...47X4AUTOPSY2.04%
05Eyrj...dPKs1.00%
06HHbU...dLav0.36%
07J8Xf...Bfc50.22%
082vev...RsZg0.15%
09y5WM...poAz0.11%
10AkTg...8tRj0.09%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
26.10 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
26.10 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 3 holders · scanned 36d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 3 known